Programming Jokes

!False, its funny cause its true :D
An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, ‘Can I join you?
Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
How would you React if I said I love Vue?
I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
Internet Explorer 11 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster
Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser.
It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.
My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
“Debugging” is like being the detective in a crime drama where you are also the murderer.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.