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Programming Jokes

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  1. !False, its funny cause its true :D
  2. An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, ‘Can I join you?
  3. Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
  4. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
  5. How would you React if I said I love Vue?
  6. I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
  7. Internet Explorer 11 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster
  8. Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser.
  9. It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…
  10. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
  11. It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.
  12. My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
  13. There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
  14. “Debugging” is like being the detective in a crime drama where you are also the murderer.
  15. You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
  16. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.