- !False, its funny cause its true :D
- An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, ‘Can I join you?
- Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
- How would you React if I said I love Vue?
- I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
- Internet Explorer 11 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster
- Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser.
- It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…
- I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
- It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.
- My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
- There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
- “Debugging” is like being the detective in a crime drama where you are also the murderer.
- You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.